In the spirit of McSweeney’s Lists, MrPikes proudly presents:

Movie Sequels In Which We’d Love to See Harrison Ford

• Indiana Jones and the Last Will and Testament
• Indiana Jones and the Endorsement of Affordable Term Life Insurance With No Medical Exam
• Indiana Jones and the Quest for Cialis
• The Old Indiana Jones Chronicles
• The Lumbar Strikes Back
• Blade Walker

See, it’s funny, ’cause he’s old…